diff --git a/src/js/intl/helpTranslate.js b/src/js/intl/helpTranslate.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..7e37faad
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/js/intl/helpTranslate.js
@@ -0,0 +1,159 @@
+/*
+ * Warning!! This is this hackiest goddamn script evarrr. Don't
+ * judge :D
+ */
+
+var child_process = require('child_process');
+var _ = require('underscore');
+var Q = require('q');
+var intl = require('../intl');
+
+var shouldBegin = Q.defer();
+var translateQueue = [];
+
+var translate = function(context, path, key, blob) {
+  translateQueue.push({
+    context: context,
+    path: path,
+    key: key,
+    blob: blob
+  });
+};
+
+// CONFIG stuff
+var findLevelsCommand = 'find ../../levels -name "*.js"';
+
+var processLevelIndex = function() {
+  var path = '../../levels';
+  var sequenceInfo = require(path).sequenceInfo;
+
+  var genNameContext = function(sequence) {
+    var name = intl.getIntlKey(sequence, 'displayName');
+    return [
+      'This is a title of a level sequence "' + name + '" ',
+      'What is the best translation for that title?'
+    ].join('\n');
+  };
+
+  var genAboutContext = function(sequence) {
+    var name = intl.getIntlKey(sequence, 'displayName');
+    var about = intl.getIntlKey(sequence, 'about');
+    return [
+      'For the level sequence "' + name + '",',
+      'the about section is:',
+      '~~"' + about + '"',
+      '',
+      'What is the best translation for the about section?'
+    ].join('\n');
+  };
+
+  _.each(sequenceInfo, function(sequence) {
+    translate(
+      genNameContext(sequence),
+      path,
+      'displayName',
+      sequence.displayName
+    );
+
+    translate(
+      genAboutContext(sequence),
+      path,
+      'about',
+      sequence.about
+    );
+  });
+};
+
+var processLevel = function(levelPath) {
+  if (/index.js/.test(levelPath)) {
+    return;
+  }
+
+  var level = require(levelPath).level;
+  // TODO
+};
+
+child_process.exec(findLevelsCommand, function(err, output) {
+  _.each(output.split('\n'), function(levelPath) {
+    if (!levelPath || !levelPath.length) {
+      return;
+    }
+
+    processLevel(levelPath);
+  });
+
+  processLevelIndex();
+  shouldBegin.resolve();
+});
+
+var printContext = function(queueObj) {
+  if (typeof queueObj.context === 'string') {
+    console.log(queueObj.context);
+  } else {
+    var results = queueObj.context();
+    if (results) { console.log(results); }
+  }
+};
+
+var printSeparator = function() {
+  var printLn = function() {
+    console.log('~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~');
+  };
+
+  var printSpace = function(num) {
+    num = (num === undefined) ? 1 : num;
+    for (var i = 0; i < num; i++) {
+      console.log('\n');
+    }
+  };
+
+  var printRandomEmoji = function() {
+    var emojis = [
+      ':D',
+      '~~~ (> O o)> ~~~~'
+    ];
+
+    var index = Math.floor(Math.random() * emojis.length);
+    console.log(emojis[index]);
+  };
+
+  printLn();
+  printSpace(1);
+  printRandomEmoji();
+  printSpace(1);
+  printLn();
+};
+
+var printPrompt = function() {
+  console.log('(input)>>');
+};
+
+var collectInput = function(cb) {
+  setTimeout(function() {
+    cb('hihi');
+  }, 50);
+};
+
+var popTranslateQueue = function(queueObj) {
+  printSeparator();
+  printContext(queueObj);
+  printPrompt();
+
+  collectInput(function(input) {
+    outputTranslation(queueObj, input);
+  });
+};
+
+var outputTranslation = function(queueObj, input) {
+  console.log(queueObj.blob);
+  var path = queueObj.path;
+  var needle = queueObj.blob['en_US'];
+  console.log('the needle \n', needle, '\n in path', path);
+};
+
+shouldBegin.promise
+.then(function() {
+  _.each(translateQueue, popTranslateQueue);
+});
+
+
diff --git a/src/levels/index.js b/src/levels/index.js
index a1ebad32..7ec40fee 100644
--- a/src/levels/index.js
+++ b/src/levels/index.js
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ exports.sequenceInfo = {
     },
     about: {
       'en_US': 'A nicely paced introduction to the majority of git commands',
-      'f_FR': 'Une introduction en douceur à la majoité des commandes git',
+      'fr_FR': 'Une introduction en douceur à la majoité des commandes git',
       'zh_CN': '一个节奏感良好的主流 Git 命令介绍',
       'ko': '브랜치 관련 주요 git 명령어를 깔끔하게 알려드립니다'
     }